This is Alistair…..

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This is Alistair. Alistair is a very rich man. Alistair is a very intelligent man. Alistair has letters after his name. Alistair knows other very rich and very intelligent people, one of whom enjoyed the company of Prostitutes and adored the smell of Charlie. Alistair is a Limperal Dimpocrat. Alistair is a penis. A penis is a Member. Alistair is a Member of the Limp Dimp’s

Alistair has been a naughty boy. Alistair has broken the Barristers Code of Conduct. Alistair has turned a blind eye to crime . Alistair is a Police Stooge.  Dwayne does not like Alistair.

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This is Hughie. Hughie is a rich man. Hughie is an intelligent man. Hughie does not have letters after his name. Poor Hughie.

Hughie knows Alistair. Alistair is a very rich man. Alistair is a very intelligent man. Alistair knows other very rich and very intelligent people, one of whom enjoyed the company of Prostitutes and adored the smell of Charlie. Alistair is a Limp’ Dimp’. Alistair is also a dildo.

Hughie has been a naughty boy. Hughie has broken the Barristers Code of Conduct. Hughie has turned a blind eye to crime. Hughie has ripped me off. Hughie is a Police Stooge. Hughie has boasted about defending Paedophiles. Hughie is a turd. Hughie is a little shit. Hughie had Dwayne arrested. Dwayne does not like Hughie. Hughie is a Biggus Dickus.

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This is Guy. To be Frank, Guy is a right Charlie, who lives the life of Brian.

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